Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Tales of Ordinary Madness

This,  is amazing.  That is all.



Monday, December 20, 2010

Clean Up, Clean Up, Everybody, Everywhere

Ugh.  Today has been quite the day.  Mostly because it started out with Ender puking.  Yes, puking, all over.  Then, we cleaned most of the day.  This is an excellent thing to do, and now my room is super duper sparkly.  However, I am not a good cleaner at all.  AT ALL.  I can't focus! I wish that I was like my Mom, who can clean really well, and get things done.  I am one of those people where I will find something random on the floor and say "HEY, oh my GAWD! What is this?! Is this a treasure from Egypt?! Is it a long lost piece of jewelry?!  Oh.  No.  It's only the back of my earring.  Sweeeeet! I've been looking for that."  Then I will proceed to wander around and look at things because I have lost the flow of what I was doing.  It's rough times. 

Obviously, it takes me a long time to get things clean.  

It is now done though! WOOO.  It is so pretty and sparkling, and I got all my new computer stuff set up on my desk, and the old stuff put away in my closet.  Things, are good.  And tomorrow, I get to run lots of errands with my Mom to get ready for Christmas.  

Quite the eventful day.  That is all.  xx

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Happy Birthday Severian!

So, technically yesterday was Severian's birthday.  Yes, seven years ago (yesterday) I went into the hospital and had my first child cut out of my stomach like a little alien.  Severian made me a Mommy, and it has been a crazy seven years since he was born.

We had his birthday party today, mostly because he was at his Dad's yesterday.  It was super fun, he got his glow dome that he has been asking for everyday since the moment he saw a commercial for it.  He also played with it all day, that was way cute. He had a Cars cake, and Star Wars decorations.  Way fun.

Other than that, today was not way amusing.  Sev got all art things for his birthday, and a bin to put them in, since he loves to create things.  And, the kids played with them most of the day.  Now they are watching a Christmas movie before bed.  WHICH, BY THE WAY is a RECORDED movie, because apparently, they don't have kids Christmas movies on tonight.  Which I found weird.

All in all, it's been a pretty good day.  To make this blog more amusing, however, I give you this:

Look, I know I don't blog, but I am going to try more!

Alright, I know that I am no good at blogging recently.  Mostly, because I am lazy.  I will admit it.  I know, it's terrible.  However, I am going to pull the "I have three children" card, and say that's why I haven't blogged.  It's no excuse, I know it.  I have time on my hands recently though, and, therefore, I think that I should blog more.  Plus, blogging, similar to working out, makes me happy.  I need to do more things in my life that make me happy.

Since I haven't blogged, for, OH, like a year.  Here is what happened.

I have been in two different theater productions.  They were super awesome and fun.  I would post pictures of them, but I don't want to right now.  Sorry.  I have dated and broken up with two boys.  No, they were not mistakes, they were both good guys, just, not the right guys I suppose. And, they were younger than me, which puts things that we want on two different levels.  I quit my job, and went back to school.  I have been doing American Sign Language for the past semester, and will probably continue it next semester.  Next Fall I will go back to Westminster.  Also, just so you know, I am going back to Westminster because I am an educational elitist.  I need to be perched back up on my white tower, thank you very much.

To make some MONEH, I work at my family's business, which is a bar.  This is kind of funny since I am a terrible drinker, and didn't know the difference between Vodka and Tequila until I started working with my Dad. Not. Even. Kidding.  Mind you, my dad has owned a bar, for, hold on, let me calculate...MOST OF MY LIFE.  However, I was never that girl that stole her Father's liquor and had crazy parties.  I made movies with my friends, and went toilet papering.  That was the extent of my rebellion.  I like the bar business though, the people are funny, and I enjoy it.

As of today, all my children have turned a year older than they used to be.  I now have a 7, 4, and 3 year old.  They are pretty much awesomer than any child ever.  For instance, I went on a date the other night, and my oldest turns to me and says "Mom, if he kisses you, remember to be sexy."  First off, I am not sure where he learned the word "sexy" well enough to put it into a sentence, which makes sense.  Second, I laughed so hard I snorted.  Wrong of me? Perhaps.  You would have laughed too if you had of been there.

For the record, I apparently was sexy.  Just saying.

Alright.  As for now, that catches you, my reader, up on what has been going on in my life.  Cause I know you have been on tenterhooks since last April.  You know, when I blogged last.  I HAVE to blog more now though, because, you see, I GOT A REALLY COOL MAC for Christmas.  A Mac.  It just screams USE ME, USE ME. For real, it's so pretty that I have to give it what it wants. So, blogging will be a part of my life now.

That is all for now, but I will blog more tomorrow. WOOO!