Things I saw at the gym...

So today is Monday, and on Mondays I always go to the gym. I had an excellent work out, however, that is not what I am talking about in this blog.  Today, I saw the most random things ever at the gym. 

I first walked in, and on the treadmill is a boy in a beanie, a black shirt, and, I kid you not, black oversized goth jeans, with chains hanging off them everywhere. And, he is just on the treadmill, running like that. I have actually seen him once before now, and always meant to blog about him, so I am kind of sad he is ending up in this laundry list of weird things I saw at the gym.  I always thought he was super awesome, because, seriously, anyone who has enough confidence to go to the gym like that is my hero.  I get nervous just walking around the gym.

The next thing I saw were two old ladies walking into the dressing room.  One of them had an old lady scarf on her head, and the other lady had all her dyed red hair up in pin curls.  One day, I will totally be the pin curl lady. And good for them for getting to the gym to stay in shape.  They were really probably 80 years old.

I also saw a dude in super short spandex shorts.  And, he was not built, or cut, or anything.  Just a kinda middle aged bigger guy wearing spandex shorts.

There was also this pretty cute girl, who knew she was cute lifting weights.  She had done her hair up in a pony tail, but an intricate ponytail.  She also had her full make up on, a tight shirt, and short shirts.  She would do two arm curls, then put the weight down, pop her hip, and look about her like she was looking for her next conquest.  I literally laughed as I walked by her, and I got a little bit of a dirty look.  I couldn't help it though, she was SO OBVIOUS.  But, she was hot, so, I guess that works for her.

Then, there was me.  Wearing pink shorts over my gray leggings, and also wearing my "I love boys in suspenders" t-shirt that I made for So You Think You Can Dance.  I was clearly the coolest person there.